Rachel Nichols, that hot bitch has inspired me to work my ass off.

ive always thought she was hot shit. never knew she also graduated columbia with a DOUBLE degree in math and econ AND holding down a full time modeling/acting career.

here we go. stretching to the limit. later tonight, gonna go apply for a phd in physics and masters in comp sci at NYU and Columbia, while working at a hedge fund full time.

hey rachel, thanks bitch.

 

I've already done her, and I work at Walmart and only have an online masters in Contemporary Musical Ethics (CME).

 

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