Why do Americans manage to fuck up every sport?
To whom it may concern,
I recently got my tickets for the 2018 Ryder Cup in Paris, so I started looking up some old Ryder Cup YT vids. ..
I noticed something. Why are American fans incapable of behaving themselves on a golf court? They always yell some dumb, distracting shit. And they absolutely have no idea on how to dress themselves. !
PLEASE wake up. Golf is a gentlemen's sport.
GOLF SHOES. Go to Google images and type in: "classic golf shoes". If you do not have similar golf shoes - buy new ones. There's VERY MUCH a difference between sneakers and golf shoes.
Also, every time I golf in the states they always drive around on golf carts? Is 18 holes that hard to walk? If you're under 70 years there no reason why you shouldn't be walking and carrying your bag. Also, eating hot dogs and drinking beer while golfing is NOT DONE.
Lastly, why did that American retard who bought F1 remove the grid girls? Does America honestly need to ruin every single tradition, just because they're scared of ugly feminists? And why change the logo? And last but not least, that ugly ass halo for "protection" needs to be removed ASAP.
Kind regards,
-LM-
if you're not eating hot dogs and drinking beer while golfing you're doing it wrong. not to mention walking is for peasants
^lol, Bro's first post on WSO
'murica!
Take it easy Shooter.
Also, European soccer fans start actual riots.
I'm pretty sure I saw a video of an Eagles fan eating horse shit after they won the super bowl...
Keep your fetishes to yourself. This isn't your blog.
More like going to a fight and a soccer match broke out.
lol!
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First, it's a golf course not a golf court.
There's been quite a bit of discussion lately on the yelling at PGA Tour events. You may have seen the list for The Masters of banned phrases (I assume that list was legit). However, you're hearing a handful of people from the thousands (or more) who attend tournaments. Most people are very respectful of the proper etiquette. That being said, both sides really want to win the Ryder Cup, so expect some heckling.
Wearing golf shoes to spectate a tournament? That's a big no-no. I'm outside the ropes, not inside. You want to wear something comfortable for the amount of walking you'll be doing, on pavement and grass, and you don't want to tear up the turf anymore than it already will be.
Nothing wrong with a few beers out on the links. Some Americans do, some don't. You don't like it? Don't drink. You don't want to ride? Walk. It's a free country.
Take up F1 with the feminists. I'd be shocked if the majority of Americans are anti-grid girl.
Dilly dilly!
You don't drink beer when you play golf? That sounds lame
Also, Masters or US open > Open Championship
Wait a minute....golf is a sport?
Ever since PGA vs. Martin it isn't. If you are not physically able to WALK the golf course then you shouldn't be a pro. And if your sport allows disabled at the highest level is it really a sport?
I'm clearly not disparaging the disabled, and have no problem of them competing to the best of their ability in the sport of their choosing, at their given level.
What are you on about? Have you ever watched the PGA? There’s not a single cart in sight. There are zero professional or even semi professional tournaments where they’re riding golf carts.
“French man enjoys a sport with lots of little white flags waving and complains about the attire.” This makes sense, sums up that country.
I'm not French...
I think you managed to name your post wrong. It should be more along the lines of "Why do Americans manage to win every sport?". Additionally, I love that positions 1, 2 and 3 were occupied by the Americans this past weekend at Augusta.
I guess this is MonacoMonkey’s new account?
What the fuck is a golf court???
Sorry can't hear you, too busy counting my $$$ (if you know waht i mean ;-) )
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