DOES working at blackstone solve my problems

Freshmen at a target school. Been depressed lately. Have not gotten any sex from these girls. However, I have been able to crack every top club at my school. But, no girls have offered me sex yet. I feel like life is miserable like what is the point of working at Blackstone if I cant even get sex. I feel like I'm pretty good at everything else in my life but girls. They seem to despise me but it seems so frustrating Idk what to do. I started to become drip out. But that hasn't been going so well. Should I transfer to Wharton? 

 

I believe we spoke before. I recommend that you stop focusing on these trivial aspects of life and instead seek to better yourself. In the process opt for real, genuine relationships rather than pointless sex. I also advise that you stop expecting much of people these days as modern culture and social media have corrupted the mind of the youth - including yours.

 

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