Roast my Resume - Penultimate Econ Undergrad applying to summer internships

My story is basically: good grades (4.0 GPA Equivalent) from semi target uni, no real work experience.
The python project might be hard to understand from what I’ve written, but I’m also trying to keep it short and trying to be specific.
I’m going to want to apply to equity research and risk roles, since I feel like those are best suited

 

Would have to agree it’s a non-target with a few people scattered across the street but nowhere close to Nottingham, Durham or Bath

 

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