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Got $100? Need to vent? Smash Madoff. Forum's RSS Feed

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by affluenza User's RSS Feed (Senior Gorilla, 753 Banana Points Points) on 2/17/09 at 1:25pm
bernie

The ModelWorks toy company has just introduced the newest member of its family, the “Smash-Me Bernie” doll. For a measly $99.95, you can purchase your very own figurine, complete with a toy hammer with which to smash the little f*!ker to your heart’s content.

The mini-Madoff bears a striking resemblance to the king of all douchebags himself, and he’s fittingly donned in a red devil cape, holding a pitchfork.

I can’t think of a better way to spend a C note.

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I guess if you're stupid

by joemontana User's RSS Feed (Senior Baboon, 217 Banana Points Points) on 2/17/09 at 4:14pm

I guess if you're stupid enough to invest in a fund without conducting due diligence, you are stupid enough to spend $100 on a doll.

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I heard you can buy toilet

by dipset1011 User's RSS Feed (Senior Gorilla, 807 Banana Points Points) on 2/18/09 at 1:40am

I heard you can buy toilet paper with Madoffs face on each sheet. LOL

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http://www.justtoiletpaper.co

by MMBinNC User's RSS Feed (Gorilla, 733 Banana Points Points) on 2/18/09 at 2:56am

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