Got $100? Need to vent? Smash Madoff.

The ModelWorks toy company has just introduced the newest member of its family, the “Smash-Me Bernie” doll. For a measly $99.95, you can purchase your very own figurine, complete with a toy hammer with which to smash the little f*!ker to your heart’s content.

The mini-Madoff bears a striking resemblance to the king of all douchebags himself, and he’s fittingly donned in a red devil cape, holding a pitchfork.

I can’t think of a better way to spend a C note.