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Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

I knew this was crap the moment I saw that "Harry" was spelled wrong. No true Harry Potter enthusiast would misspell his name.

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While we're on the subject. more useless and yet entertaining stuff:

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Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

Revsly -- that was INCREDIBLY cruel. Luckily it is old at this point.

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CompBankerRevsly -- that was INCREDIBLY cruel. Luckily it is old at this point.

Haha its like 5 years old by now.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

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