Pretty funny...
"The bonus increases are directly proportionate to the size hamster water bottle and feedbag they hang around the excel monkey's necks.
I would say though, that Wachovia Securities (headquartered in Charlotte, NC) has the best gig going. Good for you you cost-of-living analyzing SOBs ... now get up from your cubical, buy a boat, and go to the lake. Those people with long hairs, narrow waists and boobs .... those are girls."
