Scenario Analysis
So, you're up late, lot of work, lots of coffee, redbull, etc...you gotta piss. The bathroom is on the other side of the floor, you still have a 20 oz mt dew bottle. You decide to piss in it so you dont have to walk to the bathroom....all of the sudden your VP comes up and says you actually did a good job on the 50th edit of powerpoint slide 35...he notices your mountain dew, asks for a swig because he's parched....
What do you do? Go!
By the way this happened to me....just kidding...seriously...huh, but what?
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Say you spit in it and you
Say you spit in it and you wouldn't drink it. Simple. I used to have to do this all the time because I would spit chew spit in my bottles.
say you're sick..
say you're sick..
That sounds like
The scene in Dumb and Dumber where the cop pulls them over and asks for a sip of their beer...
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You would actually dip while working in the office?
After 5 dip is fully
After 5 dip is fully acceptable in my eyes...
Plenty of people dip in the office
I've known dozens of analysts, a few associates and 2 VPs who dipped on a regular basis in the office. One chain smoker I knew was told to cut back on smoking so they took up dip so they didn't have to leave their desk for a nicotine hit.