So, you're up late, lot of work, lots of coffee, redbull, etc...you gotta piss. The bathroom is on the other side of the floor, you still have a 20 oz mt dew bottle. You decide to piss in it so you dont have to walk to the bathroom....all of the sudden your VP comes up and says you actually did a good job on the 50th edit of powerpoint slide 35...he notices your mountain dew, asks for a swig because he's parched....
What do you do? Go!
By the way this happened to me....just kidding...seriously...huh, but what?
Say you spit in it and you wouldn't drink it. Simple. I used to have to do this all the time because I would spit chew spit in my bottles.
You would actually dip while working in the office?
say you're sick..
The scene in Dumb and Dumber where the cop pulls them over and asks for a sip of their beer...
After 5 dip is fully acceptable in my eyes...
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