should i change my legal name to joyce meng?
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on 3/27/11 at 4:42pm
i'm having no luck with internships at the moment and kinda want to use her resume...
i mean if vayner or chiang changed their names to stop getting harassed, shouldn't i be able to do something similar to get at least an interview?
will people see an issue if i'm actually a guy?
what story can i spin to make this credible?






Tell them that it wasnt
Tell them that it wasnt untill the 5th day that you were alive that your penis finally poped out of your body, yet your parents had all ready named you and refused to change your name.
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heister wrote: Tell them that
Tell them that it wasnt untill the 5th day that you were alive that your penis finally poped out of your body, yet your parents had all ready named you and refused to change your name.
Yup, have seen this used effectively in response to the "Tell us a little about yourself" question.
wear a wig and put on a ton
wear a wig and put on a ton of make-up. no one will be able to tell the difference. besides, the interviewer will be so impressed with your (umm her) resume that you will most likely receive an offer on the spot without ever have to explain that you are not the real joyce meng
I knew that even with all my past failures, if i could make a ton of money and become a big swinging dick, I knew that banking would fill the void inside of my life, that at least for a moment the burden of this conundrum called life would be lifted from
http://www.joycemeng.com/joyc
http://www.joycemeng.com/joycemengresume.pdf
for those who don't know
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Probably a bad idea. Her
Probably a bad idea. Her resume isn't even in M&I format. You'll probably get dinged for having such shitty formatting.
Found a typo in her resume
Found a typo in her resume she clearly sucks.
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happypantsmcgee wrote: Found
Found a typo in her resume she clearly sucks.
You must have also noticed the large amounts of jizz stains from jealous male want to be bankers.
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http://www.joycemeng.com/joycemengresume.pdf
for those who don't know
sucks. My resume is better
I know Joyce from having
I know Joyce from having worked with her in group projects at Wharton, and I think it's funny that you guys know who she is.
Joyce is very bright, but like everyone, she's not perfect for every job. You don't have to be anywhere near as smart as Joyce to be incredibly successful in finance.
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Did you fuck her?
Did you fuck her?
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
^^^^^Joyce?!?!?!?!?! Are you
^^^^^Joyce?!?!?!?!?!
Are you out of your mind?!!??!?!
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I wonder if she knows she's
I wonder if she knows she's got a few WSO threads dedicated to her, and that she's a mini celebrity of sorts
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^^^^^Joyce?!?!?!?!?!
Are you out of your mind?!!??!?!
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
I have a mutual friend with
I have a mutual friend with Joyce who tells me that she is ridiculously intense (duh!). Sure she's impressive and I admire her achievements, but I wouldn't necessarily want to have her life. Not hatin', just sayin'.
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I'd hit it
I'd hit it
whatever she's been doing, it