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Oops, should clarify, I doubt every one of those cams picked up him dying.

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why didn't they take him alive?! Have they not read 1984? Do they not understand the value of political re-education? I would force-feed him a baconator and make him say peaceful shit on TV, for starters.

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So we have all that intel now on al-qaeda operations? This only gets better

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I wouldn't make anyone eat bacon if it's against their religious beliefs... however, if peace is against your religious beliefs I'm all for making them say peaceful shit... maybe sing Rock a bye baby... thought that would be pretty creepy. Awesome mental image though, thanks Argo :-p

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I thought waterboarding him with pig blood would have been a much more fitting thing to do with him.

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