WSO guys are funnier than most NY comedians.

Not sure if this post is legit or not, I have my doubts.
http://thebronamedcollie.com/post/109306492527/super-bowl-party-if-your…

But I couldn't agree more with the line:

"You think I care if I miss a quirky homemade Dorito’s commercial? Let me guess: your “hilarious” friends who take improv classes are in it. Please, I’m funnier than those dudes in every single one of my posts on Wall Street Oasis, not that you even know what that is."

In my experience I laugh harder and more often on this forum than I do at any NYC comedy club I've been to. That being said, are there comedians out there that started off in finance? Lots of gems in this industry.

 

@In The Flesh - I ding anyone who laughs at my jokes in interviews. I know I'm not funny. I don't appreciate them faking it.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

They might not be faking it, they might be laughing at you thinking "Ha look at this dude telling unfunny jokes."

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
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ramadjaffri:
Is it only me or this conv between you and heister is very funny.

Ding.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

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