FOR CURRENT BANKERS ONLY: From your start date to today, how many times have you had sex (annualized)? How grim is it?

I know of one banker that had a total of 12 days off (including weekends) over the course of her first year. I can't imagine it's even possible to get some > 76 times (about once every five days) with that schedule. The numbers for the choices were chosen somewhat arbitrarily, but I think it provides a good enough spread.

BTW - this IS self-reporting, so please don't inflate your number. This is important information for prospective monkeys and current monkeys alike.

its possible to have > 76 if you live with your gf. u get home really late, but sometimes, theres enough time to get some nookie before passing out.

We need this for all jobs across the industry.

i think this poll should not include those with girlfriends or significant others

its much more impressive to pull ass on a regular basis when you are single and working ib hours

agreed about the gf part...if youre not seeing your significant other for most of the week, you have to make sure you stay connected to each other...best sign your long term relationship is heading south is if youre not getting it regularly.

Well, it's time to close the poll. Here's something to ponder: greater than half of the respondents claimed to have sex less than once every two weeks (25 times per year or less), and 42% admitted to having sex less than once in 36 days (10 times per year or less).

Conclusion: if you're still in undergrad, have all the sex you can, because it's only downhill from there. Bank account size and sex life are undoubtedly negatively correlated, so take your pick: sex or money, but not both in banking.

-F9