Seriously F'ed Up Santa Movie

HOHOHO! Just thought I'd spread a little Christmas cheer with this gem a buddy tipped me off to. Evidently, they've made it into a feature length movie, and I'll post the trailer after the two original clips. Good stuff.

Trailer:

 

looks dumb as ****

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

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