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Idk if this counts but can people stop leaving their damn tie over their shoulder after they walk out of the bathroom. No one thinks it's cool you took a shit at some point in the day

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I have it on good authority ascots will see a strong resurgence in Q3 2020. Why am I so confident in this 19th century upper-middle class staple you might ask? Well, a "2020 finance circle" consisting of the creme de la creme, BB MD's decided on this style as a means to reassert finance as the standard for high-fashion. Ultimately, the neck wear will exhibit a trickle-down effect similar to that of the Indian caste system and analysts everywhere will be boasting Hermes's finest whimsical ascots.

 

I think trends are showing a more relaxed uniform. Maybe it won't ever be the Paige jeans, monochromatic v neck, and trendy vest/ hoodie of Silicon Valley, but I would imagine the standards of formal ware will loosen.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I’m cool with it. Love wearing some jeans, v neck, and cardigan.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

i'm really hoping open toed shoes become in vogue

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