Investment Banking Internship Applications help needed
Guys, its amazing what people post on Craiglist, but its much more stupid when it is been done by people hoping to build a career in Finance.
This what a monkey posted on Craiglist:
Investment Banking Internship Applications help needed (Arlington, VA, 22201)
Date: 2011-11-16, 11:56PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Need a bachelor's degree.
Minimum 3.2 GPA
Major in Finance or extensive experience in investment banking or writing.
I am planning to apply for at least 100 positions of 2012 summer analyst for investment banking, including bulge and boutique firms.
I have very very busy schedule right now and am looking for someone to come in and
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create accounts
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I have the resume and a template for a cover letter so make little bit of tweaks on cover letter for each internships. (This is why I need someone with strong writing skills and substantial knowledge on investment banking)
3.Fill in other necessary information as well for applications, such as street address and other additional questions like why did you choose the firm (This is why I need someone with strong writing skills and substantial knowledge on investment banking)
I need a proof:
- that you graduated from the university that you will claim that you graduated from
- GPA that you will claim that you earned.
- Work experience to show how you have extensive experience and knowledge on Finance and writing.
I will pay an hourly rate of $30.
You will have to come to Arlington to do this because I do not trust people billing me virtually.
As we apply to firms we will eventually apply to even more than 100 firms and you will be able to get around (+, - )$1000.
On average, each application should take about 15 to 20 minutes because the necessary information to copy and paste will be there except cover letter should be tweaked based on the company's names.
Only qualified and serious people should send me a resume, a proof of your credentials and write a brief email why you qualify for the job.
Looking to work around 5 to 6 hours per week maybe.
We can discuss about the hours and the schedule
Location: Arlington, VA, 22201
This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
LOL. Dude's a fucking joke. If he can't even afford the bare minimum time to prepare his applications, how is he going to cope in banking? Pay someone to do his job for him? Haha that's a first.
LMAO, this is a shitbag of epic proportion hahahaaaaa.
It's not clear, is he asking to use the persons GPA, employment history etc as well?? Either way, this is ridiculous on a whole new level.
It's obviously a troll/joke.
This can't be real. After he gets an offer one of those poor suckers is going to blackmail this kid into not telling his hiring bosses haha
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