How does a BSD lay pipe?

Monkeys, title says all: How do the Alpha Males of Wall Street please their respective S/O? How do the Patrick Bateman clones do the ol horizontal tango? Do they go at it all kicking ass and taking names like they do with those juicy deals? Or do they like to lay back and let someone else run the show, just for a change of pace? And are there Nutella and horse masks involved somehow?
What do you think?

[We´ll assume the BSD in question to be 30+ish, of European ancestry, hetero and (comparatively) well-adjusted]

 
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Their SO's typically find a 6'5 + black man at an upper Manhattan bar to take care of their needs while their alpha males are out pulling an all nighter at the office.

 

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