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and that you will comply fully.I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.Expect company, fuckboy.

 

Okay real talk because I do not think this is a troll post but need actual help - the fact that IB would get you an Asian girl is dumb as f*ck, and I encourage to leave any idea that girl would want you for your "prestige" in job as that shallow as hell and won't lead to any meaningful relationship in long term.

Also myself being Asian, there is subtle racism in Asian community against Black community, especially among the elder generation. This is of course unfair, but just saying the reality how it is. Don't be surprised if there are potential racism involved. 

So how to solve this? First, work out - make yourself athletic. Don't use steroids and be a gym rat, but lean muscle type that is healthy and maintains muscle in right places. This will take some time so just do it consistently.

Pick up a hobby - I don't know if you like playing music, but take a piano or guitar course in college. Girls get crazy over piano or guitar playing guy. Or learn how to dance. Use the stereotype to your advantage of black guys being good at dancing. Even if none of above works, just get a hobby that you can focus on. If you want Asian girls, chances are they like anime. Start watching movies from Studio Ghibli (Spirited Away, etc.) which creates a talking point to them.

Make female friends, with NO INTENTION OF DATING or SLEEPING WITH THEM. This is important if you lack social skills with women, this will teach you how to talk to women if you are really bad at it.

Good luck man and I want to emphasize again that no job in the world will get a woman you like, and even if you do, that relationship is built on superficial aspect which won't survive long term.

 

I watch bleach, watch grave of the fireflies all the Asian girls I met off my school group page literally don’t watch anime wtf . I workout. A lot already personally just feel im ripped enough

 

A lot of prostitutes will ask for your race if it's through text, and will say no if you're black. Or if it's in person, they will just tell you no because you're black. So even if you manage to go to SE Asia there's no guarantee that you'll find an attractive companion

 

Get Tinder/Bumble, and on ur profile say u work in investment banking. Ur odds of matching will go up at least 50% 

 

The key to success with women is confidence. The less attractive you look, the more confident you need to be. It's an unfortunate paradox because people who are less attractive tend to be less confident as well. Just be nonchalant and talk to women as if you don't want to bang them. Eventually one of them will like you, as long as you are presentable and hygienic.

Lots of good advice here: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-lose-my-v-card

 

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