omg tummy ache

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Skinnayyy:

poop.

I pooped this morning. No way I can poop again. All I eat is meat, fish, eggs, and veggies. I poop like 3x a week tops.

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Skinnayyy

Change your diet or deal with your choices then?

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jojome

Go see a doctor.

jojome:

Go see a doctor.

I haven't even been to a dentist in 3 years. Fuck that.

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torchic

enema until your acne disappears

speed boost blaze

Whoever is throwing MS: I hope you get a mild to moderate tummy ache in the near future and feel the wrath of karma.

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thebrofessor

sit up straight
try to fart
ginger ale
you're from Ukraine, your stomach should be tough

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thebrofessor:

1. sit up straight
2. try to fart
3. ginger ale
4. you're from Ukraine, your stomach should be tough

We cure tummy aches with a double shot of vodka with crushed black pepper. It works. Legit.

@"heister" This is the second time you've suggested I jump from a window.

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heister

Yes you are correct it is the second time. This is also at least the 20th time you have created a beta thread.

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heister

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Tell your boss that you need to be sent to the nurses office because you have a tummy ache. Then find a high window that opens and take the express elevator to the sidewalk.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

adapt or die

Stop taking your ADHD medicine on an empty stomach

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ArcherVice

Pepto or tums and then eat something, based on your diet I'd say go for bread.

HFer_wannabe

probably prego

put on some skates and go fall down

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heister

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

brooj14

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