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Skinnayyy

poop.

I pooped this morning. No way I can poop again. All I eat is meat, fish, eggs, and veggies. I poop like 3x a week tops.
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jojome

Go see a doctor.

I haven't even been to a dentist in 3 years. Fuck that.
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Whoever is throwing MS: I hope you get a mild to moderate tummy ache in the near future and feel the wrath of karma.

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thebrofessor

1. sit up straight
2. try to fart
3. ginger ale
4. you're from Ukraine, your stomach should be tough

We cure tummy aches with a double shot of vodka with crushed black pepper. It works. Legit.

@"heister" This is the second time you've suggested I jump from a window.

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Yes you are correct it is the second time. This is also at least the 20th time you have created a beta thread.

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Best Response

Tell your boss that you need to be sent to the nurses office because you have a tummy ache. Then find a high window that opens and take the express elevator to the sidewalk.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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