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This rap is fire! Combining finance and music with clever wordplay and references is no easy feat, but "Excel-lence" nails it. From nods to The Big Short and Margin Calls to the Lehman Brothers and FTX risk management burns, it’s packed with sharp, witty lines that resonate with anyone in the finance world. The Patagonia vest and Upper East Side penthouse grind? Classic finance culture vibes.
The mix of humor, hustle, and reality checks—like the Credit Suisse to Debit Suisse line—adds depth, making it more than just a fun track. It’s a reflection of the highs, lows, and sacrifices of the industry. And that private equity exit line? Chef’s kiss.
If you’re looking for feedback, maybe tighten a few lines for flow, but honestly, this is already a banger. WSO would definitely vibe with this. Keep spitting bars, and who knows? You might just drop the next finance anthem!
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This is gayer than a dude sucking off two dudes at the same time.
Somebody already made an IB rap song, like back in 08
I still quote the banker vs. consultant rap battle from those days. Needs a little updating but still holds up (e.g., you still can’t buy bottles with Marriott points).
Man rhymed brothers with Brothers
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