What investment bank/firm will instantly make the girls fall to their knees and beg for me to wife them? I didn't really develop good social skills with women in high school since I was too busy grinding Pearl & Rosenbaum / Moyers Distressed Debt Analysis. I was so busy in college acting as PM for my SMIF and MD in my M&A club that I couldn't really keep good shape (5'4, 240lbs, McDonalds hairline so I've been wearing a fedora until I can find time to go to turkey). I used to struggle fitting in showers and shaving to my routine being managing director and all, but honestly after buying my first Dior Sauvage, I just puff like 10 sprays a day and haven't needed to shower since last year. Every time I put on my Patagonia hit the on-campus bar with my SMIF leaderboard friends Samir and Kevin Nguyen we walk home alone in disbelief of how girls these days are so dumb. Everyone knows PJT RSSG > GS TMT but GS Classics > PJT rest why tf do they think I'm a godamn financial advisor. I'm hoping this potential bank and stacked resume would be able to make up the difference in my minor shortcomings because I'm super picky on looks. I like them 5'1-5'5 slimthick asian 8/10 minimum 0 bodies, good leg-to-torso ratio and feminine hands from a rich family. I want her to only see me but be chill with me seeing other girls too cuz once I in that get that bank I expect the women to be flooding my dms. Any thoughts?
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Beal bank
Is this an EB, BB or MM firm? Do they have a large cap RX/Special Sits group?
They are a combination of a commercial bank with special situations.
Sounds like a nightmare. I prefer men.
Ngl man that sounds a lil gay
Samir and Kevin Nguyen are goated
They're great I'm so happy we all met at the international student center (I was born 45 minutes away)
Scotiabank or UBS
No financial institution screams masculine aura, wealth, power, and feminine appeal like the renowned NutTree capital
Epstein & Co.
“I didn't really develop good social skills with women in high school since I was too busy grinding” sums up banking today vs. banking in the 00’s pretty perfectly.
I think about the kids who wasted their life in high school just for their summer analyst colleagues to not even know what IB was until their sophomore fall and got to actually live a life. If they feel some resentment.
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