Western Investment Bankers Deserve No-Minimum-Wage Nannies, and I Want Mine NOW

I work London banking hours, pay an obscene amount in tax and receive precisely nothing towards childcare because I apparently earn “too much”. Meanwhile, bankers in Hong Kong, Singapore and the GCC can employ live-in foreign domestic helpers for a fraction of ordinary Western childcare costs.

I would go as far as to say it is my God-given right to have one, but that right is being kiboshed by the UK’s evil immigration and workers’ rights regime.

Ironically, it is the supposed anti-racists who are denying young women from developing countries the opportunity to earn, send money home and climb the economic ladder through the same work available elsewhere.

People would be far more pro-immigration if it meant affordable nannies caring for their children rather than an immigration system seemingly incapable of selecting for what the country actually needs.

Most Britons are not anti-immigration. They just want a radically different kind of immigration.

Now where is my nanny?

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