ONLY FANS is the new IB

everyone is in IB for the prestige and the comps, that is silly. if you really want to see mega comps with worldwide recognition and amazing exit ops, join Only Fans. I have seen entry level people make upwards of 80,000..... a MONTH. Not to mention the exit ops and prestige. it’s highly likely you get an exit op at PH and get to work with names like Mia Khalifa. Sitting on a cool $1MM salary.
I’m changing my major.

 

if you google "haul", lingerie try on or other fast fashion brands you'll quickly see how many young (and mature) women are now doing it. they were either laid off, need the additional income or are simply enjoying it.

I am guessing this is the new way of selling your body.

patreon, paypal, onlyfans and even youtube are the winners here.

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OnlyFans is all about marketing so as long as you understand simp behaviour and put in the time to build a fanbase you can make bank.

Business model idea: go to Eastern Europe and recruit cute girls, pay them $2000/month to provide soft pics and vids. You run the business for them and take a 90% cut. If you also convince the girls to play videogames on Twitch you'll hit $100K per year easily. All it takes is persistence because you'll have to tease simps on social media all day, but if you're an investment banker you already know all about bitch work.

In a few years, when the simp bubble bursts and all OnlyFans thots go bankrupt, you can leverage your experience with Eastern European girls and social media to break into the porn industry in Los Angeles.

 

Isn't the whole idea of the platform to give leverage to the performers? There's no need for the EE girls to go through the middleman (I'm assuming the platform is available in all languages and anyone inclined to provide pics/vids would already be running their own show) unless you have some particular marketing assets that will boost their profile (in which case the split would probably be in their favor, no?).

 

Well, even though the OnlyFans interface may be available in Estonian, I doubt that many people from Estonia have the money for that sort of things. The biggest simp market is the American one, and U.S. simps only speak English. My EE girls' English is totally broken, and I doubt they have the knowledge and general ability to build and grow a fanbase, because most of them have little knowledge about the American simp market out there. Your assumption that girls inclined to provide pics/vids may already be running their own show on OnlyFans is not entirely valid, because we can similarly assume that they do not possess the knowledge related to online communities that would enable them to attract a significant number of simps. Would they be able to run Reddit+Twitter+OnlyFans+Twitch+Instagram+Snapchat accounts by themselves? Would they know how to tease simps in order to maximize profit? They can learn, in theory. But given the limited command of the English language of most EE girls, this number is limited.

I was researching the simp market recently and came across a pic of a guy trolling an OnlyFans e-thot: why would you pay when you can simply type "boobs" on Google Images? And the e-thot responded something like "Yeah but you can't talk to them". You see, most of the added value is not in the pictures or the videos, but in the relationship the thot develops with the simps. Simps want to have a special relationship with the e-thot, and they will pay to have this opportunity.

I'm not really a middleman: I'm the one whose task is to make simps fall in love with my EE-thots.

 

Some girls are just really popular in front of a camera, and not just because of looks. It could be their voice, personality, the story/script they produce or something else.

they also cross-sell on all SNS platforms.

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Onyfans is a classic two sided platform functioning as an aggregator. I am interested to see what happens because it is a very powerful model. 2-sided Platforms can thrive or crash and burn depending on how well they balance the needs of their two user bases, and onlyfans - while mostly based on adult content - could be utilized or copied to appeal to a wider audience re: high profile youtube-type content.

Ben Thompson has written extensively on 2-sided platforms and makes MBA level concepts fairly accessible. If you're interested, start here: https://stratechery.com/2015/aggregation-theory/

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Looking to purchase synthetic CDO simp backed securities ready to be shorted the fuck out of once this bubble bursts.

 

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