Practical Joke 29 Years in the Making

On a day full of goofy posts, I couldn't resist this one:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE535…

You have to give it to the guy for originality, but just how boring can retirement really be?

And what was the purpose of tying the gun on the end of a rope?

WTF was this guy thinking?

 

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