I'll fry your resume

I'm free to the point I created a new wso account to DESTROY your resume, bring it on.
You better handle the heat, I'm not doing this for you, I'm here to have fun because I know for a FACT most of the "aspiring" finance bros here are lazy to update their resumes and "they'll do it later" 
This is open for everyone, doesn't matter what industry or title
 
Please redact, thx


EDIT: I'm free on weekends, I'll come back to this forum whenever I have free time, drop your resume

 

People really upset about this? I took advantage of people doing this back when I was coming out and it was pretty helpful. Template is one thing, but kids are still putting 2 page resumes with 4 rows about their interests out there. 

 

Looks like I'm getting the heat, the amount of threads I've been reading on the forum "ending life, losing the race" is the reason I'm contributing, there is absolutely no reason for me to do this

And if you want a resume review - post it here, all students can take notes from the feedback given

 

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