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No, but my little brothers' friends are going to their highschool summer camp, where students learn about where to put their cellphones, which highschools were feeders for H/Y/P, and whether they should wear an Armani or a Zegna. Why spend a summer at the beach or working at Walgreens like normal kids when you can become a 14 year-old professional?

 

don't forget about learning whether shirts should be classic or cutaway collar.

they can also start weighing up whether they should go lev fin or TMT.

finally, even for those who think they aren't going to make the goldman cut they can also learn about which other banks give their interns blackberries and their full time hires laptops.

 
AgreeWitMehahaha thanks for the sarcasm guys :)
Sorry for derailing the thread. :) When I read the title, I assumed you were kidding around, rather than using some unique vernacular.
 

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