this is getting comical

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

Surprised Bess didn't put this up on Dealbreaker. I read the responses in the email, and some were great.

"FYI- for when you have to apply to you next job. Be as blunt as possible, state you have no qualities that will differentiate yourself and hang yourself out to dry. You will be swooped up."

"Are we looking for interns??"

"Looks like this guy could skip banking and go straight to PE."

"This thing is making rounds quick, GSG better call him before he gets snatched up."

 

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