Life Stats 
(Senior Orangutan, 438 
Points) on 5/27/08 at 12:01pm
If someone kept - in excruciating detail - perfectly accurate statistics about your life, what statistic would you want to know first?
Among the limitless possibilities, example statistics include:
- Hours spent doing "x" activity
- lbs. of "x" food consumed
- Number of occurrences of "x"
- etc.
1. # of dumps taken 2. # of
by gdnimrod1. # of dumps taken
2. # of times had sex
2.a) ---># of times without cumming
3. # of asses stared at. TOTAL. must be in the gazillions.
Might Be A Stretch
by wintonheightsbut off the top of the dome, definitely would be curious about
- the number of times I came w/in an inch of death from doing stupid sh*t (extreme sports, debauchery, being a pr*ck, etc) or from possibly being in the wrong place at the wrong time (accidents, natural disasters, fatal robberies, etc).
- the actual total dollar amount of dimes for every helpless - to be PC - broad ive met (IQ/EQ based) to see if i really would have enough change to buy dinner for at least one of the next ones i do meet.
- total amount of people that i have genuinely p*ssed off, broken out by directly and indirectly (relayed story, etc). ha ha. that would be awesome.
- how many hours/days/months? ive spent procrastinating before school and work deadlines.
-Lifetime # of times I've
by AltESV-Lifetime # of times I've hit the "get mail" or "send/receive" button (depending on which email software i've used over the years). Must be in the thousands.
-List of things I've eaten without knowing it (spiders in my sleep, spit in my hamburgers, etc.)
-brain cells killed/IQ points lost via alcohol
related: Lifetime BAC statistics for every time I drank 2+ drinks, including median, mean, top 10, etc.
-All activities/events for which I could claim "If I had a nickel for every time X happened, I would have $10,000"
-Total minutes spent on WSO
- Times I've stolen shit I
by PleaseHireMe- Times I've stolen shit
I second nimrod's #3
- number of times I could
by CDN- number of times I could have had a one night stand with a 9/10 (or higher) chick that walked pass me.
I'd say something similar to
by UES802I'd say something similar to CDN - perhaps the # of times I was completely ignorant to tell-tale signs that a girl was interested in me.