My life is looking rosy - join in

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!

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smoke a bluntI bet London is one of those kids who got Snuffed at school day in day out, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

...says the little kid who makes London look like a genius in comparison

Lol. Only a moron would think London1 has any brains, his responses to various topics are laughable

 

If you were me, you would understand how I feel. My life is looking so good right now. I tried really hard to get to where I am. I studied my ass off, aced my SAT, got accepted to the best school in the world, landed multiple SA offers in today's economy, accepted an offer from a top restructuring group at your dream company. Join in.

 

Wow, I can't believe you would try to justify this. I always assumed you were kidding about everything...but maybe not.

You have to realize that there are tons of kids out there who also "tried really hard." They also studied their ass off, aced their SAT, and got into great schools, but didn't end up with an offer because of the economy. No need to rub it in their faces.

As with anything in life, luck plays a pretty important role in job hunting. And the only thing sure about luck is that it will change. No need to gloat when you're doing well.

 

I hope you do well in your SA and get an offer. However, there are a lot kids out there who work really hard,too. There is no reason to discount them just because you get an offer and they don't.

 

Grats on offer but what's with the constant phrase "at your dream company"? BX is great but the future isn't as good and there is no company that fits everyone. Personally, I would take Goldman over BX and I'm sure someone out there would take BCG over BX, etc, etc etc.

 

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