New Religion based off Finance?

So a new religion that is sweeping the nation is that everyone is on earth to work long jobs and upon death will reincarnate in a new body to work jobs. The only way to escape this is to get into a MEGAFUND.

This will allow you to enter Heaven when you die if you are employed/havebeen employed at a megafund.

The rest will keep working forever.

Luckily I have achieved this goal while many of you have not.

For traders, you need to make at least 1 mm a year for 3 years consistently or start your own hedge fund and make at least 10mm.

Good luck guys and I wish you well in the afterlife.

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Marki From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For other places with the same name, see Marki (disambiguation). Marki Church in Marki

Coat of arms Marki is located in Poland Marki Coordinates: 52°20′N 21°6′E / 52.333°N 21.1°E / 52.333; 21.1 Country Poland Voivodeship Masovian County Wołomin Gmina Marki (urban gmina) Established 16th century Town rights 1967 Government - Mayor Janusz Werczyński Area - Total 26.03 km2 (10.1 sq mi) Population (2008) - Total 23,000 - Density 883.6/km2 (2,288.5/sq mi) Time zone CET (UTC+1) - Summer (DST) CEST (UTC+2) Postal code 05-260, 05-261, 05-270 Area code(s) +48 022 Car plates WWL Website http://www.marki.pl

Marki [ˈmarki] is a town in central Poland, just to the north-east of the Polish capital Warsaw.

Marki, a Warsaw suburb, was incorporated in 1967. While by Polish standards Marki is a relatively young town, with approximately 23,000 residents, it is one of the fastest growing cities in the Masovian province. Marki consists of three parts: Marki proper, Pustelnik, and Struga. Each part of the town has its own post office, with an assigned zip code.

Marki has been long associated with industry, and while manufacturing still takes place, the service sector is booming. Marki has an extensive public education system served with six elementary schools, two preschools, and high school/trade school. While there is no hospital, there are a few public and private clinics available to the residents of the town.

Marki has three Catholic churches, a Catholic convent, and Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall. Marki is surrounded by forests, and pastures.

Tourist attractions: numerous man made ponds, lakes, hiking trails. Hotel base: Marki is home to two hotels, one in Marki and one in Struga.

North-east of Marki, there is a 100 metres tall mast used for radio relay links by Telekomunikacja Polska and Centertel.

 
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I think the answer on this is pretty darned clear.

Now a man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?” “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments.”

“Which ones?” the man inquired.

Jesus replied, “‘Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother,’D and ‘love your neighbor as yourself.’E

“All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”

Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

Matthew 19:16-23

“But he answered one of them, ‘Friend, I am not being unfair to you. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius? Take your pay and go. I want to give the man who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’

“So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”

Matthew 20:13-16

 
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“But he answered one of them, ‘Friend, I am not being unfair to you. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius? Take your pay and go. I want to give the man who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’

“So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”

Matthew 20:13-16

i didnt quite get this part. please explain
 

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