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Question about analysts!

If I get a job at a very well known hedge fund (DE Shaw, Citadel, Harbringer, etc.), what will being an analyst entail?

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mark klein MD's picture

Making a lot of money and

Making a lot of money and basically being the shit.
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MMBinNC's picture

^^^^^^^^^^ So

^^^^^^^^^^
So informative...no really....another quality post by dr. mark klein
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So what do you do?
-I work for an investment banking firm.
Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones.
-No, a college degree is required in my profession

ideating's picture

As always... get the offer

As always... get the offer first, then come back with more details.

mark klein MD's picture

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ideating wrote:

As always... get the offer first, then come back with more details.

Exactly.
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kingbling89's picture

it will probably entail

it will probably entail sucking massive cock as that is what you will most likely have to do to get there

newbie2banking's picture

kingbling89

You seem to know the drill very well... Glad things are going well for you.

Kisses.

joefish's picture

magic

newbie2banking wrote:

You seem to know the drill very well... Glad things are going well for you.

Kisses.

hahahaha

kingbling89's picture

newbie... in no way did i

newbie... in no way did i have to do any of that
its simply what ive heard

ideating's picture

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joefish wrote:
newbie2banking wrote:

You seem to know the drill very well... Glad things are going well for you.

Kisses.

hahahaha

You think THIS is magic? Jesus, you are still an idiot. How's that fake MS internship going?

joefish's picture

Honestly don't recall ever

Honestly don't recall ever even mentioning MS dude, that one's right out of left field. FYI, I'm starting soon, so it's a mixture of nerves and anticipation at the moment ideating. However, I'm sure it'll be a great learning experience and the formative one of my early career. So glad you asked mate, maybe there is a heart beating inside your cold exterior...

What's your beef with Jesus, did you have a run-in with a Catholic priest back in the day??

ideating's picture

Hmm... don't feel like

Hmm... don't feel like digging it up. Also I could be wrong. Either way, please be more constructive.