The Billion Dollar Question
Okay, today at work a discussion came up. It was the normal what would you do for such and such. The gist of it was; would you have sex with a man, you yourself being a man, for a billion dollars? Regardless of your sexual orientation, i.e. homosexuals can't really be counted in this. Would you do the same sex, and if so for how much? I was surprised at work how many people would switch sides and bat for the other team. Personally, I wouldn't, but what about everyone else out there.
ID DO IT ALL DAY FOR A MONTH FOR A BILLION DOLLARS
I would. Afterwards, spend a couple hundred million on some therapy/alchohol and you're good to go.
I have seen this question get twisted up and made the guy asking look like an a$$. Pretty funny.
This guy asked a group of people on the desk this question. Everyone is going over pro's and con's. This guy that is a jerk ask the guy back if he would do it. The guy says yes... the jerk then pulls out a $50 and ask what he could get for that.
Everyone was laughing at the guy.
Heck, I'd do it for $1,000,000 easy. 10 minutes of sheer horror and you walk away with a million bucks. In fact, I'd say that anyone who turns down this offer is some incredibly insecure "tough-guy." Sorry TheDudeness.
Of course, it all depends on your current level of wealth. If you already have hundreds of millions, the embarassment probably isn't worth it. If you're some poor smuck college student, take the money and run.
The billion dollar question is - would you suck your brother's dick to save your father's life? My friend used to ask people that...
I would suck my brother's dick for free, but we practice incense, so I don't know, does that count?
you practice incense? as in, you guys smell good? judging by your response i think smelling good should be the last of your worries.
Hahaha man if only you knew how to spell some common english words your joke would have actually been HALF funny.
Fail.
"Incest" is a common english word? Not sure what circles you run in, but incest certainly isn't an everyday word in my vocabulary. I do agree though, he slaughtered his own joke.
judging by his post, I think he's trying to say he's a product of incest.
So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
maybe he was trying to pull an ALI G
DA JUNGLE IS MASSIG, AIGHT?
hahahahaha incense. i just died laughing
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