CommonCents:
Leveraged sell-out's vid is a classic

You said it. It has a solid dose of intelligence and creativity that really boosts its appeal.

BTW, anyone know all the lyrics of the LSO vid? I have about 90% of it down, but there is some stuff I just can't catch, and I haven't been able to find it online...

 

Yo what the fuck is up with this asian slut throwing 4 c-notes on the table talking about bonuses hitting the desk.

When was the last time you saw a black female MD? Who the fuck are the clowns who made this video?

I like the comments:

The all have lost their jobs now, sorry banka bitches ...lol
No they all got bailed out with your money. It still feels good to be a banka, sucks to be everyone else.
 
Marcus_Halberstram:
Yo what the fuck is up with this asian slut throwing 4 c-notes on the table talking about bonuses hitting the desk.

When was the last time you saw a black female MD? Who the fuck are the clowns who made this video?

The description says it is a Columbia Business School comedy sketch.

There's an older video their predecessors did where they portray Dean Hubbard being jealous that Bernanke got the Fed job instead of him. It was made in 2006 so it is not that relevant to today but still mildly amusing.

 

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