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Okay, well maybe HF associate is cooler than Alfred... nah.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
ArgonautWait, can I take my answer back. I misread it as Bateman's butler

Who the eff is Bateman? From Psycho or the actor from Arrested Development?

 

American Psycho, duh. And god damnit Argo, ATTENTION TO DETAIL MAN

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

DM, I know, I'm slipping ! Need to eat more carrots or something

Why in the world would someone want to be a butler to some B-list actor? Lol That's even worse than aspiring to be a suitcase pimp

More is good, all is better
 

You make a new poll.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Someone switched it yesterday, but someone else switched it back, it looks like.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

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