Analyst on Edge: The Associate
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A applaud your painting
A applaud your painting ability, but what ????
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The associate is leaving work
The associate is leaving work and leaving the analyst in charge of doing all the work. The analyst says it is not a problem but in his head follows up with for you to choke on those bananas, is it? Meaning it is not a problem for you to choke on those bananas. Meaning fuck you douche.
This works because they are both monkey's and the analyst is holding bananas.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
You have spent so much time
You have spent so much time in excel that you forgot the paint fill-in button. (Instead of spray painting everything lol)
Did anyone else notice "ASS
Did anyone else notice "ASS ociate"
I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.
Nefarious- wrote: The
The associate is leaving work and leaving the analyst in charge of doing all the work. The analyst says it is not a problem but in his head follows up with for you to choke on those bananas, is it? Meaning it is not a problem for you to choke on those bananas. Meaning fuck you douche.
This works because they are both monkey's and the analyst is holding bananas.
Actually, in my interpretation of it, the associate is holding the bananas. And the analyst would wish that the associate chokes on his/her bananas. Because you're right, the analyst's full message is "fuck you douche".
Also, notice how the analyst is faking a smile. And that he only says "not a problem". In the associate's eyes, the analyst is being super nice; the analyst's malicious intentions are unbeknownst to him.
byucko wrote: Nefarious-
The associate is leaving work and leaving the analyst in charge of doing all the work. The analyst says it is not a problem but in his head follows up with for you to choke on those bananas, is it? Meaning it is not a problem for you to choke on those bananas. Meaning fuck you douche.
This works because they are both monkey's and the analyst is holding bananas.
Actually, in my interpretation of it, the associate is holding the bananas. And the analyst would wish that the associate chokes on his/her bananas. Because you're right, the analyst's full message is "fuck you douche".
Also, notice how the analyst is faking a smile. And that he only says "not a problem". In the associate's eyes, the analyst is being super nice; the analyst's malicious intentions are unbeknownst to him.
Ya, that's pretty much what I was saying.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
Nice! But what got me
Nice!
But what got me confused in the beginning is how i read the analyst's thought first, as opposed to the Ass ociates.
I like it but people in
I like it but people in western cultures usually read from left to right.
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zeropower wrote: Nice! But
Nice!
But what got me confused in the beginning is how i read the analyst's thought first, as opposed to the Ass ociates.
Here, the associate would have probably said "Could you please put my quote to the left and then put your answer to the right of it with the bubble after. Oh, and use the fill in instead of spraying everything. Thanks."
Good stuff. Keep them coming!
Good stuff. Keep them coming!
GoodBread wrote: I like it
I like it but people in western cultures usually read from left to right.
haha shit. That made me laugh. SB for you.
I'd be really impressed if
I'd be really impressed if you said you did that without the use of a mouse.
Just noticed it said X-Sell.
Just noticed it said X-Sell. The devil is in the details with you Midas.
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@Gekko...you're grammar
@Gekko...you're grammar sucks, I'm just incoherent
@Good Bread...miso sowee...plus dyslexic
@BenShalom...consider yourself impressed
@Getgo...i like the gritty industrial feel...sorta like the cubicle is his bomb shelter prison
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Btw guys...I'm looking to
Btw guys...I'm looking to name our young simian protagonist...
Any suggestions?
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The overall composition or
BKBG wrote: zeropower
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis - when I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this
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Haha. Analyst reminds me of
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
Im just curious to see what a
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GoodBread wrote: I like it