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Hey guys, just got in from vacation but thought this was important enough to post to maybe save some of you some embarrassment. Your old Uncle Eddie's always looking out for you little pervs:

How To Find Out Which of Your Facebook Pals Bang With Friends

Fucking Facebook.

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LOL! For a second I thought people would've been able to see who we clicked as bangable.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

Hahaha all dudes on my list too... a few of them were totally not surprising. But to see one of them, who has had a gf for the past 3 years (and a prof pic with her too), now THAT was funny.

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

Just sign up for it and select each one of your friends, guys and girls.

If someone you wanna screw clicks you, jackpot.

If someone you don't wanna screw clicks you, you should still be able to make fun of him/her (provided the two of you aren't using the same 'tactic'), double jackpot.

 

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Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

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