How To Get An Offer At Goldman Sachs
I actually posted this video in another thread but he deleted the YouTube video when it got like 15000 views. Thankfully someone from WSO saved the video and commented on a thread that I was on a few months ago. I spent 10 minutes looking for it last night and found it.
[redacted by mod - don't be an asshole @BillBelichick37"]
The most painful part of that is his tie knot
I guess he rented his suit and tie just to make this Youtube Video
He's rocking the McDonald's manager tie
I can't look away from how atrocious it is.
men's wearhouse custom
lol this is hard to watch
Why did you just take down the video after you front-paged the thread? lol
The dead, soulless stare, the monotone voice, the thorough knowledge of the infinite value he can add if hired.. This kid looks like a real joy to work with
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NYU Stern handbook
Anyways to sum it up is that I actually posted this video in another thread but [redacted by mod] deleted the YouTube video when it got like 15000 views. Thankfully someone from WSO saved the video and commented on a thread that I was on a few months ago. I spent 10 minutes looking for it last night and found it.
"My Character" I lost it... haha
This kid is going to be a gym teacher
Haha
And he's now a big 4 Auditor.
KPMG plz
Incoming janitor at the Goldman Sachs.
Incoming Custodial Analyst at KKR
So did he get an offer or not ?
How do you know? [redacted by mod]
What the fuck is that haircut he has? hahaha
Surely, FratLord has a comment on his frat?
Why are we being mean to this random kid?
Because Goldman Sachs
^this
"i won't get lost in the shuffle"
gr8 example thanks for the advice m8
His LinkedIn profile is easily locatable on google, btw. I'm interested in checking in a few times to see if he actually makes it
This guy got the job and has already been promoted to associate....
BillBelichick37 , you'll never get tired of him, will you? :P
Nope. It's like how FratLord trolls Attack_Chihuahua
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Chill dude. We let people screw their reputation themselves. We don't play a role - no responsibilities.
WSO is a conduit, not a qatalyst.
the kids tie knot is atrocious, surprising GS was okay with that
They weren't, this kid does not work for Goldman. He should apply for an SA position at a psych ward though.
Why is it always goldman that these videos are about?
The idea of prestige.
This kid just wants to impact lives
People on here are insecure as fuck. If you didn't have the Y chromosome you'd all be on the real housewives, or the hills.
live and let live. moving on.
You guys are cruel. Give this kid a break, he did nothing to you personally.
Electric LinkedIn photo
I died a little bit on the inside....
I was kind of hoping it was going to be this, [Goldman Sachs](
).
this hurts my soul
he is one of those guys who think that they are changing the world by working as an investment banker
How does one think it's a good idea to talk about making partner by 30 and 7-8 figure bonuses during an interview? 8 figure bonus? So off the bat he's gunning for Lloyd's job, nice. Common sense isn't common this schmuck deserves to be roasted.
Yeah it looks funny but you can´t really blame him besides some of the stupid things he says. I had to do pre-recorded video interviews myself for the summer and it was always awkward as fuck talking to a webcam and seeing yourself. I hated it. You have to focus looking at the webcam, even though you see yourself on the screen. It´s hard to smile at yourself while speaking to yourself. You will try hard speaking not monoton, but again it´s not that easy talking to a webcam. It´s always easy to laugh at others but try it out yourself and you will be surprised how stupid you will look and how hard it actually is. I had to practice for many hours over weeks to come across naturally like you would in a normal conversation and being "enthusiastic" talking to a fucking webcam. It´s a lot of pressure because everything you say will be saved/recorded and you can´t go back once you made a stupid mistake. You are always afraid to look like a fool because you know the whole office will laugh at the video if something embarrassing happens and send it to their friends etc. That´s why it´s hard to be relaxed during such self recorded video interviews where you have one single shot. I mean look at this guy. All he wanted was an internship at a bank and now 30+ years old guys make fun of him on a forum. Some of his answers might be stupid but at least he tried. How about you guys uploading a similar video and showing us how it really works? Anyone?
Might as well go into Fall rush wearing crocs and a fucking ultimate frisbee in the hand. Geed.
^ Poor mans FratLord
^Still a geed.
Crocs and ultimate frisbee, both lowkey frat. Not high-key frat, like playing lax in high school and the 9-inch inseam, but lowkey frat none the less. You don't think frisbees are frat? Try throwing one. It curves and comes right back to you. That's loyal, that's frat. As for crocs, what other footwear is so versatile for fraternal occasions that it can be worn not just to the pool and around the house, but also while boating, fishing or fucking?
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