How To Get An Offer At Goldman Sachs

I actually posted this video in another thread but he deleted the YouTube video when it got like 15000 views. Thankfully someone from WSO saved the video and commented on a thread that I was on a few months ago. I spent 10 minutes looking for it last night and found it.

[redacted by mod - don't be an asshole @BillBelichick37"]

 

How do you know? [redacted by mod]

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

BillBelichick37 , you'll never get tired of him, will you? :P

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Chill dude. We let people screw their reputation themselves. We don't play a role - no responsibilities.

WSO is a conduit, not a qatalyst.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

How does one think it's a good idea to talk about making partner by 30 and 7-8 figure bonuses during an interview? 8 figure bonus? So off the bat he's gunning for Lloyd's job, nice. Common sense isn't common this schmuck deserves to be roasted.

 

Yeah it looks funny but you can´t really blame him besides some of the stupid things he says. I had to do pre-recorded video interviews myself for the summer and it was always awkward as fuck talking to a webcam and seeing yourself. I hated it. You have to focus looking at the webcam, even though you see yourself on the screen. It´s hard to smile at yourself while speaking to yourself. You will try hard speaking not monoton, but again it´s not that easy talking to a webcam. It´s always easy to laugh at others but try it out yourself and you will be surprised how stupid you will look and how hard it actually is. I had to practice for many hours over weeks to come across naturally like you would in a normal conversation and being "enthusiastic" talking to a fucking webcam. It´s a lot of pressure because everything you say will be saved/recorded and you can´t go back once you made a stupid mistake. You are always afraid to look like a fool because you know the whole office will laugh at the video if something embarrassing happens and send it to their friends etc. That´s why it´s hard to be relaxed during such self recorded video interviews where you have one single shot. I mean look at this guy. All he wanted was an internship at a bank and now 30+ years old guys make fun of him on a forum. Some of his answers might be stupid but at least he tried. How about you guys uploading a similar video and showing us how it really works? Anyone?

Don´t say this in a banking interview: Which superhero would you be and why? I want to be like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor - me.
 

Crocs and ultimate frisbee, both lowkey frat. Not high-key frat, like playing lax in high school and the 9-inch inseam, but lowkey frat none the less. You don't think frisbees are frat? Try throwing one. It curves and comes right back to you. That's loyal, that's frat. As for crocs, what other footwear is so versatile for fraternal occasions that it can be worn not just to the pool and around the house, but also while boating, fishing or fucking?

 

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