Is This Not the Most Vomit-Inducing Video Ever?
I couldn't help but giggle my ass off at how rosy this looks.
Goes back to excel before the slave driver discovers hes not being productive
I couldn't help but giggle my ass off at how rosy this looks.
Goes back to excel before the slave driver discovers hes not being productive
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This doesn't come anywhere close to the ultimate video "2 girls 1 cup". Nothing will ever top that as the most vommit inducing video ever.
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what was that? a 4 minute 12 second commercial for jp morgan...to be aired on primetime tv or something? or is it just for their website...im assuming recruiting is different in the UK?
I like her nose ring...that will get you the job everytime!
Six WEEKS earlier?
Is six weeks a short amount of time/a lot of time? Why did you emphasize six weeks? I won't start banking until July, so I'm not quite sure what you are trying to say here.
Champagne....nice.....
BTW, her nose ring is probably a cultural thing.
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oh, i've seen this video b/f. a load of crap.. i especially love the open music. makes me wanna dance..
If only all the girls in banking looked that hot...
the beginning part is the funniest shit i've seen. I wonder who the hell came up with this.
I'm very tempted to make a parody video focused on what banking is actually about...
"People like Binita are responsible for decisions that could make or break.... font sizes in the pitchbook!"
On second thought such a video would probably get me fired so maybe I'll wait til July or so.
The beginning part is actually the most accurate moment of the entire video, you really do spend a good amount of time running places delivering pitchbooks.
The music in the beginning of the video sounded like it was straight out of a tribal ritual or a poorly made Arabic/Indian hip hop song. I love this comment on YouTube:
"Basically, she looked at an income statement and noticed that revenues dropped 10 billion euros in one year, and, given fixed profit margins, that net income dropped 2 billion euros.
And this analysis took six weeks."
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