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“Thats my Quant”

- Your what?

“My Quantitative, my math specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face “

- That’s pretty racist

“Look at his eyes. I’ll give you a hint, his names YANG. He won a National math competition in China. He doesn’t even speak english”

- Huh?

“Yeah I’m sure of the math”

Favorite scene 😂

 

Micahel Burry at GS:

"We can sell you $5M of Credit Default Swaps"

MB: "How about $100M"

Ludacris Shake your Moneymaker plays

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Micahel Burry at GS:

"We can sell you $5M of Credit Default Swaps"

MB: "How about $100M"

Ludacris Shake your Moneymaker plays

"I like these cups..."

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
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Micahel Burry at GS:

"We can sell you $5M of Credit Default Swaps"

MB: "How about $100M"

Ludacris Shake your Moneymaker plays

"I like these cups..."

haha he did take some cups - classic 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Margot Robbie in the hot tub explaining subprimes with lots of foamy bubbles drinking champagne. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 


I’m gonna rip your eyes out, I’m gonna make a fortune. But the good news is is not you’re not gonna care because you’re gonna make so much fucking money. That’s what I get out of it. You wanna know what you get out of it? The ice cream banana the hot fudge and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles and yea if this goes through I get the cherry. But you get the Sunday Vinny, you get the sundae

 
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I’m gonna rip your eyes out, I’m gonna make a fortune. But the good news is is not you’re not gonna care because you’re gonna make so much fucking money. That’s what I get out of it. You wanna know what you get out of it? The ice cream banana the hot fudge and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles and yea if this goes through I get the cherry. But you get the Sunday Vinny, you get the sundae

lol

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I don’t like the movie because it doesn’t do a good job at explaining any of the products. Sure, it’s boring shit to the audience, but what good does saying “it’s like dog shit wrapped in cat shit” do? Communicate to the audience CDO = bad?

 
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"We were just f*ing excited"

"Just don't f*ing dance*

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

 

“- Mark Baum's Mom: Then what's the problem, rabbi?
- Rabbi: It's the reason Mark is studying so hard. He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!
- Mark Baum's Mom: So has he found any?”

 

 

The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

How much is enough?

It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.

 

Oh wow. It’s actually pretty cool how that shirt ended up in the movie - I heard this and wonder if your friend can confirm. Christian Bale, who plays Michael Burry, is a method actor and shadowed Burry to study him for the movie. When they were done, Bale asked him if he could have his shirt and shorts to get in character and then wore them throughout the movie. Michael Lewis has said that he spent a long time with Burry interviewing him for the book but was blown away by how accurately Christian Bale was able to capture him in his acting.

 

This movie is on Netflix until the end of the month.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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The entire scene with the guy at JP Morgan meeting Jamie and Charlie. That guys acting was too good.

“Who tf schedules a meeting at 4:50”

Haha yeah a meeting at 4:50 in the lobby 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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The entire scene with the guy at JP Morgan meeting Jamie and Charlie. That guys acting was too good.

“Who tf schedules a meeting at 4:50”

Haha yeah a meeting at 4:50 in the lobby 

Real story:  I had to do a 3am meeting on Friday morning once.  It was an Asian Sovereign, and the meeting had to be convenient to them.   We won the business (low 9 figures) but they've been annoying ever since and we constantly grumble  and ask if we should have walked.

EDIT:  Goldman's then head of credit has an amazing story about flying into one of those countries in '98.  I heard it at a dinner after NYSSA SQA's annual event.  They pulled the plane off the tarmac and shoved him in a limo.  He couldn't be known to be there, but they needed the float.  When the president of a country says "don't stamp that passport" I guess it's ok.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

“I think it’s time for you to quit Wall Street”
“I love my job”
“You hate your job”
“I love my job”
“You’re miserable”
“I love my job. I love my job honey”

 
starving analyst

“I think it’s time for you to quit Wall Street”
“I love my job”
“You hate your job”
“I love my job”
“You’re miserable”
“I love my job. I love my job honey”

Steve Carrell is such a good and hilarious actor.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

“You guys wanted to be rich, now you’re rich”

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Hey, there's a bubble - Imgflip

haha classic

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Mark Baum interrupting the American Securitization Forum in Vegas

“Would you say it is a possibility or a probability that subprime losses stop at 5%?”

-I would say it is a very strong probability

“Excuse me….zero. There is a zero percent chance that your subprime losses will stop at 5%”

**phone loudly rings

“Excuse me, I have to take this… hi honey. No, I’m not really doing anything right now, I’m with the kids”

**Stands up and walks out of the forum mid-presentation

 

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