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junkbondswap:
edmundo, i am in a tight bind with my current gf and she has essentially given me a marry me or we're done ultimatum...how would edmundo braverman respond?

That depends. Is she currently in possession of the only vagina in a 50-mile radius? If so, give her ultimatum some thought before reminding her that if you had to replace her it would probably take most of the day. If not, tell her, "Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you."

And speaking to my esteemed colleague Halberstram's remark, while a young lady's willingness to allow you to commit crimes against nature upon her person is an excellent benchmark of a truly viable relationship, it is no reason to sprint down the aisle.

Determine just how committed she is to the relationship by encouraging her to bring some of her hot friends home for you, make a video, and to share herself with your upper management. If she meets all those criteria, you've got a keeper!

 
Edmundo Braverman:
And speaking to my esteemed colleague Halberstram's remark, while a young lady's willingness to allow you to commit crimes against nature upon her person is an excellent benchmark of a truly viable relationship, it is no reason to sprint down the aisle.

Well my perspective is...

If she has not let "commit crimes against nature upon her person," might I suggest introducing the concept that you have a hard time considering spending the rest of your life with someone who would not allow you to leave your finger print on her newly stretched anus. As a rational person may conclude, in order to lock you in, she will grant you such privileges.

If she does, wait for the next ultimatum and then be on your way. If she does not, be on your way.

Women have identified what we want, and used it as a means to manipulate us since the beginning of time. It is seldom we are privy to similar situations, and I urge you to make the best of it.

Either way, be on your way.

 
junkbondswap:
edmundo, i am in a tight bind with my current gf and she has essentially given me a marry me or we're done ultimatum...how would edmundo braverman respond?

As Seinfeld said to George.... you my friend need some hand.

The only way to get hand over a woman like this is to essentially stop caring about her or any of her emotions, and act like you don't care if you hook up with her or the next chick down the street. After her self esteem is thoroughly destroyed she will be doing everything she can to again try to please you... then again if you love her then you should probably just be a pussy and marry her.

 

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