A Douchebag Sez What???

Alright, this was just too funny not to post. This was in the New York Post a few days ago.

It seems like it's business as usual in the Hamptons with the popped-collar crowd this summer, in spite of the worst economic downturn of our lifetimes. Get ready to laugh your ass off:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07252009/entertainmen…

This gem is my personal favorite:


Some of today's big-spenders have even adopted the politically incorrect stance that the recession is actually a good thing for the local party scene.

"Whatever you want to say about the economy, the fact is, it's more selective in the Hamptons this summer," says one young lady at Day & Night who asked not to be named. "It's only a certain kind of person coming out here now, and honestly, that is the kind of person I want to be around."

Nice to know the privileged rich kids aren't having to bear too much of the burden of the economic downturn.

 
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Ha. This was on DealBreaker the other day. Comments section was classic, of course. There's so much going wrong in that pic.

Agree. DealBreaker has the funniest comments routinely.

 

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