Avon Calling....

Great news, everyone! You now have a backup plan if you wind up on the wrong side of a pink slip over the next few months. CNN reports a steady increase in direct sales jobs, read: door to door salesmen. And the news just gets more and more exciting. These jobs, which include selling health and beauty products, and doing "home parties" to demonstrate your goods, so to speak, pay an average of a whopping $2400 a year! That's right, you read correctly! But wait....there's more! Order now and you'll get.....oh, shit. Sorry. Just practicing.

 

Cold callers tend to do well..if ur smart, get into to a PE/HF chop shop sourcing deals. If ur good, u make more than you would at Avon.

...selling is a skill set at the foundation of every job and the epitome of every job

http://biz.yahoo.com/usnews/081027/27_15_hot_jobs_in_a_gulp_depression…

Accounting Education Entertainment Utilities Home, car, commercial & industrial repair Alternative Energy Health Care Law Firms Law Enforcement Community Colleges (not sure how thats a job) Senior Services Vice Industries Clergy Repossession, foreclosure and debt collection Government (hell they're bailing out the banks, they might as well hire the laid off monkeys)

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

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