Beating up your analyst

So lately I've suffered from an unprecedented urgency to beat the shit out of people at work. Though, not in a violent way. I'm not angry or anything I just want to beat someone up because I don't like the way their mug looks. I finally gave in and whispered to an analyst as I walked passed them that I wanted to beat the shit out of them. The courageous soul actually arranged a boxing match at their apartment during lunch and a female associate will referee. Is this asking for trouble? Also, I got bored and embedded obscenities in one some of my models. I splashed "penis" and other non-offensive profane language in random cells and then changed the font to white. Is there something wrong with me? Sometimes during meetings I just find myself drawing obscenities on my notepad and thinking of more creative ways to put shit in my models. Do any of you guys suffer from this? Thoughts?

 

You're such a faggot. Pick a fight w/ your VP and then post this shit on WSO. Your analyst will probably beat you senseless.

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O-M-G! R u serous? I CANT BEIEVE U PUT PENIS IN A MODEL!!! u r ruining ur life. u r a invetment banker and u r tryin to fight with other invetment banker? u have the most presigious job in the world and u r gonna get fired. as an invetment banker it is NOT time to fite. it is time to make models and bottels.

giv me u r name and the name of the invetment bank u work for now cuz i am reportin u. if u dont then i wil email loyd bankfine personaly

 

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