Beating up your analyst

So lately I've suffered from an unprecedented urgency to beat the shit out of people at work. Though, not in a violent way. I'm not angry or anything I just want to beat someone up because I don't like the way their mug looks. I finally gave in and whispered to an analyst as I walked passed them that I wanted to beat the shit out of them. The courageous soul actually arranged a boxing match at their apartment during lunch and a female associate will referee. Is this asking for trouble? Also, I got bored and embedded obscenities in one some of my models. I splashed "penis" and other non-offensive profane language in random cells and then changed the font to white. Is there something wrong with me? Sometimes during meetings I just find myself drawing obscenities on my notepad and thinking of more creative ways to put shit in my models. Do any of you guys suffer from this? Thoughts?

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You're such a faggot. Pick a fight w/ your VP and then post this shit on WSO. Your analyst will probably beat you senseless.

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O-M-G! R u serous? I CANT BEIEVE U PUT PENIS IN A MODEL!!! u r ruining ur life. u r a invetment banker and u r tryin to fight with other invetment banker? u have the most presigious job in the world and u r gonna get fired. as an invetment banker it is NOT time to fite. it is time to make models and bottels.

giv me u r name and the name of the invetment bank u work for now cuz i am reportin u. if u dont then i wil email loyd bankfine personaly

 

"I don't know what it is about your face but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole...if you don't change your face, I'm gona change it for you."

I haven't had a carb since 2004.
 

Who the hell would want a female referee? Get your MD to ref and that way winner can get consideration for top bucket.

 

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