Difference between you and your boss.

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When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.

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