Difference between you and your boss.
Thought it was very funny...
When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
Got it from Askmen.com, just wanted to share!
Enjoy.
good stuff.
forgot to mention the bank account difference
great and hilariously true
This was my summer.
I found it funny.
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