ibanks drug policies

Have any of you ever had to take a drug test for your ib or any other financial service job? It seems like w/ such a stressful job you'd probably need something to help you relax, or if you need it, more energy snorrrrt

any cool stories bros?

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BRO LIKE, I DONNO 'BOUT YOUR BANK BUT AT MY BANK ON DAY ONE MY MD WAS LIKE BRO HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN BRICK AND A HO TO GO ALONG WITH IT. I WAS ALL LIKE ALRIGHT THIS IS SO TITS! AND SO THEN ME AND MY BROS TRADED HO'S BECAUSE I WAS ALL LIKE I DON'T LIKE MY HO BUT I LIKE HIS HO. TALK ABOUT MARKET MAKING LOL!!!!

 

^^ fail.

no have not heard of drug tests after you start and i'm pretty sure there are some directors and up in my group that use some extra additives.

 

The only people I know that have worked on WS have gotten drug tested before they started, but that was the only time.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

we like to talk about hookers and blow but I don't know a single person who has slept with a hooker and most of us haven't used blow since college. it is mostly talk, don't believe the bs.

and no, you will not be tested

 

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