Have any of you ever had to take a drug test for your ib or any other financial service job? It seems like w/ such a stressful job you'd probably need something to help you relax, or if you need it, more energy snorrrrt
any cool stories bros?
| +448 | Change My Mind: Banks Shouldn’t Hire Foreigners at All | 117 | 1h |
| +229 | Article - UBS’ Investment Bank Keeps Losing Ground | 34 | 17h |
| +125 | Don’t work at UBS - UBS Sucks | 14 | 3h |
| +81 | An Exhaustive Guide: How to Solve Every Single Accretion/Dilution Question | 7 | 22m |
| +59 | When to Leave Office as Intern | 8 | 2d |
| +44 | Best IB Group Overall? | 27 | 1h |
| +38 | Would you rather be a Touse Squid or a Bouse Mogger in IB | 2 | 2d |
| +31 | STEM student lost in London IB recruiting | 17 | 1d |
| +30 | What do you say to ppl who don’t know EVR/LAZ/CVP/PJT | 22 | 1d |
| +22 | Should My Intern Get a Return Offer? | 8 | 18m |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
BRO LIKE, I DONNO 'BOUT YOUR BANK BUT AT MY BANK ON DAY ONE MY MD WAS LIKE BRO HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN BRICK AND A HO TO GO ALONG WITH IT. I WAS ALL LIKE ALRIGHT THIS IS SO TITS! AND SO THEN ME AND MY BROS TRADED HO'S BECAUSE I WAS ALL LIKE I DON'T LIKE MY HO BUT I LIKE HIS HO. TALK ABOUT MARKET MAKING LOL!!!!
olafeninzer, you just made my fucking night
^^ fail.
no have not heard of drug tests after you start and i'm pretty sure there are some directors and up in my group that use some extra additives.
The only people I know that have worked on WS have gotten drug tested before they started, but that was the only time.
we like to talk about hookers and blow but I don't know a single person who has slept with a hooker and most of us haven't used blow since college. it is mostly talk, don't believe the bs.
and no, you will not be tested
Et ea nemo perspiciatis repellat aut quia ad. Sit consequatur non culpa ut nihil. Id et optio sed molestiae a et iusto.
At aperiam vitae voluptas illum mollitia sequi aut. Aliquid quam velit sunt vitae omnis possimus et autem. Rem ut magni dolores quo magnam laudantium. Unde rem reiciendis corrupti sunt adipisci similique sunt.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...